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Mommy, I'm so sorry that my aunt won't take me to the hospital anymore to be there when you wake up.
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Every zombie and vampire u killed this week had a bag full of candy. Maybe they're evolving a sweet tooth.
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I always was fond of my collection of ant farms, ever since I was a small child my collection has gotten larger and more ravenous.
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"Good morning, sir," chirped the pretty attendant at the airport check-in counter, "may I see your passport?"
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